The $250K Bitcoin Prophecy: Why This Week’s Fed Meeting Could Trigger The Mother Of All Crypto Bull Runs | by Kunal Verma | The Capital | Mar, 2025
In a plot twist that has crypto bros glued to their trading screens, Bitcoin has been doing its best impression of a rollercoaster with motion sickness — tumbling from its Mt. Everest-like peak of $110,000 to a “measly” $80,000. Oh no, only eighty thousand dollars per magic internet coin! Whatever shall we do?!
But wait! The crypto savior might arrive wearing the most unexpected costume: a Federal Reserve suit and tie!
While Bitcoin has been taking a power nap after its marathon run, whispers in crypto circles suggest Donald Trump’s administration might be plotting to vacuum up Bitcoin like it’s the last Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Russia has apparently been sliding into Bitcoin’s DMs on the down-low.
“When there’s financial distress, they always print money. It doesn’t matter the political leanings,” declared crypto prophet Arthur Hayes, probably while lounging on a yacht somewhere…
